November 19, 2018 at 5:24 p.m.
Scam theories are misplaced
To the editor:
I am hoping you can put these items in the lost and found section of the paper: Lost, a large pair of black glasses, an oversize nose attached thereto accompanied by a large black mustache and a rainbow colored afro style wig. The items were inadvertently left by me at the courthouse when I went to cast my vote in the recent election.
Apparently, in the confusion while changing in my car and going in to vote again, I forgot to retrieve them.
I am clearly dismayed that the president is on to my scam and it seems I will have to come up with a different plan. I am just glad I was able to convince 12 million other people to go along with my plan.
I have to go look for my identification so I can go buy some groceries. It has been a rough week.
Michael Kinser
Portland
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